$THWACK
Jeets pop up trying to sell. We thwack them back down.
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WHACK-A-JEET
Jeets are popping up to sell. Thwack them before they dump. Leave the diamond hands alone. You have 45 seconds to protect the chart.
Click or tap the jeets · keyboard: Q W E / A S D / Z X CEvery chart has them. Know your jeets.
- Species 01 · common
The +4% jeet
Bought eleven seconds ago. Up four percent. Already gone. Tells everyone he "took profits like a pro."
Counter: thwack on sight.
- Species 02 · common
The "I'll buy back lower" jeet
Sold to buy back lower. It never went lower. Now buys back higher, then sells again.
Counter: thwack twice, he'll be back.
- Species 03 · rare
The whale jeet
Gold hands, huge bag, zero patience. One sell candle the size of a building.
Counter: fast mallet, +300.
- Species 04 · loud
The "it's a rug" jeet
Sold the bottom, then posted "rug" in every chat. The chart recovered an hour later. He did not.
Counter: thwack, then mute.
Pick up a mallet.
- 1
Get a wallet
Install Phantom or Solflare and write your seed phrase on paper. Keep it offline.
phantom.app - 2
Load SOL
Buy SOL on an exchange or inside your wallet, then send it to your wallet address.
- 3
Go to pump.fun
Open the $THWACK page and connect your wallet. Check that the CA matches this site.
Open pump.fun - 4
Swap and hold
Swap SOL for $THWACK. Then hold, because otherwise you're the jeet.
Total supply. One billion tokens, no mallet held back.
100% fair launch on the pump.fun bonding curve. No presale, no team bag.
Mallet upgrades.
- Tier 1 · Wooden · now
First swing
- Fair launch on pump.fun
- Website and Whack-a-Jeet live
- First 1,000 holders
- Tier 2 · Iron
Heavier hits
- Complete the bonding curve
- Migrate to Raydium
- DEX Screener profile
- Tier 3 · Golden
Tournaments
- Weekly high-score contests
- Jeet-of-the-week memes
- CoinGecko and CMC listings
- Tier 4 · Diamond
No jeets left
- 10,000 holders
- A chart with only green candles
- Retire the mallet. Maybe.